Balle Balle Jokes
Sardarjies (Punjabies) are infamous for their jokes.
The following are some of few.
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fire
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay.. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference betweenOrange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE